If you, like I do, have been practicing BDSM for a very long time, you’ve also seen a lot of BDSM toys. I haven’t just seen them, but also used them. Especially then, it’s extra fun when you find something you’re not familiar with. This was the case when I spotted the HURTME Ballbuster Paddle. This is something different, something I haven’t tried before. This is going to be extra fun!
Wolf from MEO.de sent me the BallBuster Paddle for a review. Meo.de is a website focused on men. The images you see with the products are also a little different from most other shops. Sometimes you’ll see a GIF of a sexy man or even some more explicit product images. I like this myself, but I can imagine it’s not for everybody. It’s something you have to like and I like it. Despite the fact that MEO is focusing on men, you can also find plenty of things which will be fun for everybody. That is, if you’re a little kinky, because most products certainly are.
Packaging
The Ballbuster Paddle came in a simple plastic bag. No fancy packaging, just practical. In the bag, you also find a sexy card. When it comes to a whip or paddle, I’m not really expecting any sort of packaging. Most of the time, I even think that when a BDSM toy you hit someone with is wrapped in some fancy packaging, it hides from the fact that the quality of the toy is not that good. Obviously, there are exceptions, but it’s kind of the stereotype I’ve got in mind.
To paddle or not to paddle
The product description already mentioned that this paddle was extreme and not for sensitive little souls. When I first held it, that was exactly what I was thinking. This paddle is definitely badass. Personally, I would not describe it as a paddle, but I also can’t come up with a better name. When it comes to its shape, it looks like a riding whip, but the tip can be compared more to a paddle. A riding paddle or paddle whip doesn’t really sound great either, so let’s just keep calling it a paddle.
The HURTME Ballbuster Paddle feels quite heavy and it really sturdy. It’s made out of stainless steel or aluminum. I could not find that in the description. It had some scratches on it, so I don’t think it’s stainless steel. The smooth side of the round part is also not very shiny. However, it is heavy and completely made out of metal, including the handle. The handle is ribbed which makes it easier to hold and this way it won’t easily slip out of your hands. But the most important part is obviously the part you hit someone with, which is the round tip. One side is completely smooth and the other side has some sort of a waffle structure with a lot of sharp points. If you stroke it with your hand, you can already feel that this is some heavy stuff. The points are sharper than I was expecting.
Different kinds of pain
If you like to spank or to be spanked, then you probably know that there are different kinds of pain. In a simple way, you can divide this is a sharp pain or a dull pain. For example, the single tail (sort of like an Indiana Jones whip) or a small cane (made out of straws/bamboo) will provide you with a sharp pain, it feels a bit like a cutting pain. A flogger (stripped whip) with a lot of strips or big paddle will give you a dull pain sensation.
I really do not like sharp pains myself, but I can really enjoy dull pains.
This Ballbuster Paddle will give you, because of it being so heavy, a lot of dull pain with its smooth side. The side with the sharp points will give you a completely different sensation. Because of the weight, it’s heavy but the points are sharp, so it gives you a dull pain but with an extra kind of sensation.
I’ve extensively tested this paddle because from the moment I received it at home, I got very excited. I find the feeling and the look of metal attractive as it is and when you combine it with the weight, it is all together something I really like when it comes to a BDSM toy. This paddle will be used regularly because it’s so much fun! If you love pain that is….
No ball busting
This paddle is meant for ball busting. However, I don’t have any balls and I also could not find anyone ready to test this with me. And believe me, I’ve tried! But, like most toys, you can do whatever you want with it. As long as it’s safe. With this heavy paddle, I really would not recommend hitting body parts where the skin is very close to the bone. It’s better to go for the meatier areas like buttocks, upper legs, breasts and even the upper arms. Depending on how you’re build. I have plenty of meat on a lot of places, so I have a lot of options.
Different sides
When I was using it, I found that the side with sharp points was super heavy! I did not expect that it would be so sensitive. When I was being spanked very gently with it, I already thought it was very intense. I can imagine that when you’re being hit harder with this, it could cause small wounds. But it obviously also depends on your skin. The smooth size was super nice. It gives you a really dull, deep pain which you can feel in your muscles. I personally think that this is a nice and exciting kind of feeling. Another nice thing was spanking with the sides. Because you have a smaller spanking area, you can feel the pain a lot deeper. So, if you like deep pain, this will be the bomb! It made me very happy.
Conclusion
This HURTME Ballbuster Paddle is super fantastic. It’s a toy not very suitable for beginners though, because it is very intense. For the more experienced BDSM person, this is a super nice thing. It’s something completely different and if you like dull, deep pains, then you’ll love this. For the spanking person: it’s also very nice to hold and you don’t have to put all your strength into it.
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