If the traditional card-chocolate-flowers Valentine’s Day routine makes you want to vomit all over your shoes, make Valentine’s Day 2018 count. Break through the conventional routine, save a few roses and follow our mantra
Floggers, not Flowers
So I asked our sextoy expert Tess, what her top five Valentine’s Day gifts would be. Sadly, it doesn’t actually include a flogger. But the slogan is still cool, right?
Here isTess’s kinky Valentine’s Day gift list:
1A Paddle
Easy to hit with and not much can go wrong. Tess recommends the Buck Dich – a paddle and dildo all in one. You can get it right here.
2 A Set of Comfy Cuffs
The type that’s easy, comfortable and still safe to play with. Stay away from cliché metal cuffs and opt for something like these Scandal Control Cuffs by Calexotics
3 A Blindfold
Because sensory deprivation makes everything more exciting. Also, if you are a dominant a bit lost, it’s not so obvious for your sub ;o) Tess especially likes black satins ones like these.
4 A Pinwheel
To add some stinginess to a soft holiday. Pinwheels are great fun and can be used ever so gently – and paired with the blindfold, the sensation is even more enticing. Tess recommends this pinwheel from the Fifty Shades Darker series for starters.
5 A Wand Vibrator
Seriously, every woman should own one. I am in favor of creating an international wand day. It’s an absolute revelation if you haven’t had one. Personally, I’d make this the first recommendation, but I am not going to mess with Tess’ expert opinon ;o) She recommends the Doxy mini or – for the smaller budget – the Sinclair Institute.
Now, quickly order to make sure your toys still arrive on time!
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!
